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basically all my sentences start with one of these

  • ok so
  • basically
  • omg
  • no but seriously
  • actually
  • ok
  • wow
  • ok wow (or wow ok)
  • wait
  • but wait
  • no wait
  • guys
  • oh wow
  • so like

(Source: africans, via wh0r3xican-says-fuck-you)

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e1701a: mooseings: tea-and-tumblr: krykky: pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come: konotherelationshipcounselor: tyleroakley: changetheworld-laugh: OH NEIN YOU DIDN’T. I DID NAZI THAT COMING. OH HEIL NO JEW DID NOT JUST MAKE THAT JOKE THAT IS NOT ALL REICH, OKAY, OH MY GOD GUYS, THESE JOKES ARE TASTELESS, ANNE FRANKLY I WON’T STAND FOR THEM. JOKES LIKE THIS REALLY PUT ME OUT OF MEIN KAMPFORT ZONE.  Come on guys, be adolfs about this.
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googling lyrics even if you know them before you use them in a text post so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of the internet

(Source: daisyfairy, via wh0r3xican-says-fuck-you)
dreaminginpolaroids: I’m perfectly okay with that. No shame.